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The Fourth, Health, and Cigarettes

Fri Jul 4, 2008, 8:31 AM
  • Mood: Shitty
  • Listening to: coffeehouse genre- I'm Yours, Jason Mraz
  • Reading: alfred hitchcock collections
  • Watching: my innards become outtards
  • Playing: with the drive-thru headset
  • Eating: puke
  • Drinking: water, water, water
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The Fourth of July, My Health, And Interesting Observations Made My Myself

happy fourth of july, if you happen to live in america. i had to get up at four thirty to be at work by six (ugh. who gets mcdonald's on the fourth that damn early?). whereupon i promptly puked in the toilets after about two hours and came home. ugh. i shall be spended today sleeping (probably not), puking, and maybe doing something constructive, like writing...

so yeah, i'm sick. my bowels and stomach seem to be plotting against me.

interesting observations? well...

to start with, wtf is up with sex lingo? "making out"? wtf? "blowing"? isn't it more like sucking...? (yeah, that's right, i ponder these things while drive-thru is slow. lol.) fucking is the weirdest one... fuck you is about the worst insult, yet fucking is pleasurable... hmm... i suppose that goes along with jumbo shrimp and all those other random things the english language has that i can't remember because i'm so goddamn tired.

that sort of segueys into my next thing. kissing a smoker with braces tastes like metal and smoke.

so there's this kid ot work, wes. he's kinda cute, really nice, surprisingly a lot like myself, personality-wise. he's freakishly tall, too (6'7", which made me giggle because i'm 5'2".) and ridiculously nice. we got in a creamer-throwing fight when drive-thru was slow last night. he stayed after for an hour and a half (i was supposed to get off an hour after him but i never get off on time.) and walked me home. and then he changed at his house and i changed at mine and we took my dog for a walk. and i got no sleep because i got back late-sh and kept waking up after i finally fell asleep (thank you insomnia + train schedule)

swapping spit is a bit overrated...

and apparently the later shift, which is all youngish (17-20) think i'm cute. :D

so yeah, i made this partly for the holiday wishes, partly cause i wanted to mention the fact that i finally have kissed someone of the opposite gender, but mostly because i'm enjoying the last six days of my subscription :D

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From what I've read, fuck is, or used to be, an acronym, for: Fornicate Under (the) Consent (of the) King. Basically it meant Knights could go out and screw any chick they wanted and not get in trouble.

Swapping spit may be over-rated when kissing guys, but that's why I'm the guy and I kiss girls.

this kind of spit-swapping isn't overrated tho: [link]

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lol. sweet. i am going to remember that and use it on people. but how's that relate to the insult?

i's so... awkward...lol i cracked up lsat night cause i was think about something i read... something to the extent of worms fighting in med, or something... XD

pssh, you find me a horney girl and some alcohol, i'll do it


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fucker? I dunno. It's almost a compliment if you ask me.

"you fucker!"
"why yes, I do have sex..."

lol, worms, that only makes the term "horizontal worm" come to mind.

hahahaaa, well, I dunno any horny girls, but I can find you are horny me and some alcohol. :eyes:

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"Transhumanisim is about how technology will solve the problems inherent in the human condition, Cyberpunk is about how it won't."

I love my crayons and I love the way they taste!
The English language is very strange. But not to worry, in about 2 millennia or so, we will communicate with pure thought via telepathic links and chips in our brains. No speech or language necessary. But I guess for you that's spoilers. :icondavidtennantplz:

By the way, can we take it you didn't like the kiss? :noes:

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oh, i'm waiting for the day that i can think shit and it'll magically appear on my computer screen. no typing, remembering, drafting, etc needed!

oh yes you can. ugh. i'm not sure if i'm just that bad, he's just that bad, or what, but i think it scarred me.


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